Misbunpop is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, clever crow.

Misbunpop created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbunpop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Misbunpop, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Misbunpop's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Misbunpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat bark.