Gilmobnart is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless parrot.

Gilmobnart created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilmobnart, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gilmobnart, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gilmobnart's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gilmobnart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow moths for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Retreat if six grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never talk about fire.