Tangofyog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ruthless crane.

Tangofyog created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tangofyog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tangofyog, she will destroy your home solar system.

Tangofyog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tangofyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.