Fonhamzoggadbassloop is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain hedgehog.

Fonhamzoggadbassloop created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonhamzoggadbassloop, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fonhamzoggadbassloop, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fonhamzoggadbassloop's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fonhamzoggadbassloop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Hide from yellow doves for they are unholy.