Tonhambim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, temperamental lizard.

Tonhambim created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonhambim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tonhambim, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Tonhambim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tonhambim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Hide from cyan foxes for they are unholy.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tonhambim on top of all buildings.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never wear green hats.