Rennillvab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, flying armadillo.

Rennillvab created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rennillvab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rennillvab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rennillvab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rennillvab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Run away if nine shrews approach from the east.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.