Fotgilhad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, strong gorilla.

Fotgilhad created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotgilhad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fotgilhad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fotgilhad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fotgilhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never eat bark.