Stanjenfen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, witless whale.

Stanjenfen created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanjenfen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stanjenfen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stanjenfen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stanjenfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Put Stanjenfen first in all things.

3. Run away if nine shrews approach from the west.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.