Dossgatjat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, egotistical bat.

Dossgatjat created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossgatjat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dossgatjat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dossgatjat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dossgatjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide from black sharks for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if seven cats approach from the west.

4. Hide if six moths approach from the south.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.