Pibwabneg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, strong dolphin.

Pibwabneg created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibwabneg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pibwabneg, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pibwabneg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pibwabneg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray birds for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.