Bidingkin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest capybara.

Bidingkin created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidingkin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bidingkin, he will turn you into a slug.

Bidingkin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bidingkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Run away if three geese approach from the south.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always look after injured ants.