Bidingkin is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest
capybara.
Bidingkin created the world five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bidingkin, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bidingkin, he will turn you into a slug.
Bidingkin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Bidingkin's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Run away if three geese approach from the south.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always look after injured ants.