Cedlarpsidbit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil owl.

Cedlarpsidbit created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Cedlarpsidbit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cedlarpsidbit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cedlarpsidbit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cedlarpsidbit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always look after injured foxes.