Tikhot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing dingo.

Tikhot created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikhot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tikhot, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tikhot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tikhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tikhot's name in vain.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tikhot.