Kargudnull is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective crab.

Kargudnull created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kargudnull, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kargudnull, he will turn you into a duck.

Kargudnull's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kargudnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Always obey Kargudnull's priests.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away if five swans approach from the south.

5. Respect your elders.