Watsabken is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented cobra.

Watsabken created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watsabken, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Watsabken, she will turn you into a frog.

Watsabken's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Watsabken's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet ear rings.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat melons.