Likvogmet is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured fish.

Likvogmet created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likvogmet, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Likvogmet, she will turn you into a rock.

Likvogmet's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Likvogmet's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Likvogmet on top of important buildings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.