Yammifnegxin is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful shrew.

Yammifnegxin created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yammifnegxin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yammifnegxin, he will turn you into a dog.

Yammifnegxin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yammifnegxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Worship no other gods but Yammifnegxin.

4. Do not take Yammifnegxin's name in vain.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Yammifnegxin on top of all buildings.