Bag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ruthless chinchilla.

Bag created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bag, it will cry a lot.

Bag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away if five tortoises approach from the north.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.