Vabmondamhabrut is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, weak mongoose.

Vabmondamhabrut created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabmondamhabrut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vabmondamhabrut, it will turn you into a rock.

Vabmondamhabrut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vabmondamhabrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Never feed oranges to mice while wearing black kilts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.