Zignillmatbantitbuskik is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, generous dragonfly.

Zignillmatbantitbuskik created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zignillmatbantitbuskik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zignillmatbantitbuskik, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zignillmatbantitbuskik's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Zignillmatbantitbuskik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.