Sinwabhen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful bear.

Sinwabhen created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sinwabhen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sinwabhen, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sinwabhen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sinwabhen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Sinwabhen loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Hide from black goats for they are unholy.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not take Sinwabhen's name in vain.