Jamgadgess is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing salamander.

Jamgadgess created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamgadgess, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jamgadgess, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jamgadgess' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jamgadgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Jamgadgess must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect your elders.