Getlatkan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient yak.

Getlatkan created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getlatkan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Getlatkan, she will turn you into a mole.

Getlatkan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Getlatkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Getlatkan.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.