Weegarbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omnipotent beaver.

Weegarbonk created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weegarbonk, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weegarbonk, he will turn you into a duck.

Weegarbonk's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Weegarbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.