Wonbomget is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, prudent hare.

Wonbomget created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbomget, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wonbomget, he will boil you in a big pot.

Wonbomget's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wonbomget's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.