Bopzagkamlarnkop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing cobra.

Bopzagkamlarnkop created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopzagkamlarnkop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bopzagkamlarnkop, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bopzagkamlarnkop's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bopzagkamlarnkop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.