Citkemcep is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise faun.

Citkemcep created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citkemcep, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Citkemcep, it will manifest in front of you.

Citkemcep's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Citkemcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear pink shoes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pray towards the north.