Largbissyog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, contented armadillo.

Largbissyog created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largbissyog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Largbissyog, it will turn you into a frog.

Largbissyog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Largbissyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Run away from mauve rats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.