Mobcenjin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident frog.

Mobcenjin created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Mobcenjin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobcenjin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mobcenjin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Mobcenjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must never eat figs.