Wegpomripgofbagnigzanjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless goblin.

Wegpomripgofbagnigzanjarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegpomripgofbagnigzanjarn, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wegpomripgofbagnigzanjarn, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wegpomripgofbagnigzanjarn's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wegpomripgofbagnigzanjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not shave your neck.