Yarlget is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain centipede.

Yarlget created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlget, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarlget, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yarlget's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yarlget's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.