Neldubdiss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident raccoon.

Neldubdiss created life four years ago.

If you believe in Neldubdiss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Neldubdiss, she will destroy your home planet.

Neldubdiss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Neldubdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Neldubdiss loves badgers, so they must be respected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Run away from brown mice, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear cyan stockings.

5. Never write about nebulae.