Appbod is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic dryad.

Appbod created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Appbod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Appbod, it will turn you into a hamster.

Appbod's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Appbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never look in ponds.