Dodfascub is a god.

She takes the form of a large, pitiless faun.

Dodfascub created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodfascub, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dodfascub, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dodfascub's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dodfascub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Dodfascub on top of important buildings.

3. Put Dodfascub first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide if nine mice approach from the north.