Fud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced finch.

Fud created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fud, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fud's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. You must pray to Fud four times a day.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fud.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.