Tiglenkenmadsandcipsom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sapient dryad.

Tiglenkenmadsandcipsom created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiglenkenmadsandcipsom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tiglenkenmadsandcipsom, it will turn you into a worm.

Tiglenkenmadsandcipsom's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tiglenkenmadsandcipsom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. You must pray to Tiglenkenmadsandcipsom three times a day.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not shave your neck.