Honjonboss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless dingo.

Honjonboss created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Honjonboss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Honjonboss, she will not care.

Honjonboss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Honjonboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.