Rullnutfad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing hippopotamus.

Rullnutfad created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Rullnutfad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rullnutfad, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rullnutfad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rullnutfad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple capybaras for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.