Yarldabdap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, vain monkey.

Yarldabdap created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarldabdap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yarldabdap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Yarldabdap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yarldabdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Yarldabdap loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not stand on grass.