Hivdonbonkdadnibnangup is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful butterfly.

Hivdonbonkdadnibnangup created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivdonbonkdadnibnangup, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hivdonbonkdadnibnangup, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Hivdonbonkdadnibnangup's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hivdonbonkdadnibnangup's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hivdonbonkdadnibnangup loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Erect six titanium sculptures of Hivdonbonkdadnibnangup on top of important buildings.