Applimgan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish fish.

Applimgan created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Applimgan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Applimgan, it will not invite you to parties.

Applimgan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Applimgan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Applimgan three times a day.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Do not shave your legs.