Nurtquartbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil horse.

Nurtquartbonk created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtquartbonk, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurtquartbonk, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Nurtquartbonk's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nurtquartbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nurtquartbonk's priests.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.