Tapligkadzak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, egotistical chicken.

Tapligkadzak created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapligkadzak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tapligkadzak, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tapligkadzak's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tapligkadzak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine voles approach from the north.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.