Podtarsandmatpop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying bat.

Podtarsandmatpop created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podtarsandmatpop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Podtarsandmatpop, he will not care.

Podtarsandmatpop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Podtarsandmatpop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.