Ruttwegloop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring clam.

Ruttwegloop created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Ruttwegloop, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttwegloop, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Ruttwegloop's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ruttwegloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ruttwegloop.