Rulquatfadtittitbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless mongoose.

Rulquatfadtittitbarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulquatfadtittitbarn, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulquatfadtittitbarn, she will remove you from existence.

Rulquatfadtittitbarn's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rulquatfadtittitbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not take Rulquatfadtittitbarn's name in vain.