Cabyogkinwigwad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, prudent badger.

Cabyogkinwigwad created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabyogkinwigwad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cabyogkinwigwad, he will remove you from existence.

Cabyogkinwigwad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cabyogkinwigwad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not chop down trees.