Dibxuckcat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient skunk.

Dibxuckcat created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibxuckcat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibxuckcat, it will make you grow a tail.

Dibxuckcat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dibxuckcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Never play with disobedient children.