Nadladdag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented coyote.

Nadladdag created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadladdag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadladdag, she will ignore you.

Nadladdag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nadladdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat green fruit.