Henfidlagbudlopsad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, humane troll.

Henfidlagbudlopsad created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henfidlagbudlopsad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Henfidlagbudlopsad, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Henfidlagbudlopsad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Henfidlagbudlopsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Erect eight gold sculptures of Henfidlagbudlopsad on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Hide if five pigs approach from the west.

5. Never jump in the presence of sheep.